Live Review: Metallica, Yoyogi Pool, Tokyo, 13th May, 1989

Metallica: ’80s punk metal the primeval way


Maybe the Ayatollah was right; perhaps the creators of artistic creations that are blasphemous should be strung up. Metallica's recent performance in Tokyo brought this issue to mind, but they saved their necks by producing absolutely, nothing that could be interpreted as an artistic creation.

Not since Motorhead has heavy metal endured such affrontery.

But whereas Motorhead, the progenitors of speed metal, became palatable and remained unsuccessful by playing to their strengths, Metallica have become hugely successful and obscenely unmusical by concentrating on their deficiencies.

To their credit, Metallica have made it on their own terms. In an interview with Musician magazine, drummer Lars Ulrich admitted, "This is not rock 'n' roll for the people; this is rock 'n' roll for ourselves. We do what satisfies us."

At first, both the public and the media were slow to pick up on the band. Indeed, they have achieved their success in the face of either negative reaction or no reaction at all. Radio stations avoided them like the plague.

But the band won through and their ...And Justice for All album has racked up sales of 1 million in the United States, which just goes to show how many sick people there are in the world.

With, the success of Justice, the media have been crawling over the band like maggots. Take this, from Musician magazine: "Metallica's evolved from a troupe of good-natured thrash louts…to a platinum-selling band in the process of bringing heavy metal out of the Dark Ages" (straight into the Stone Age?).

And according to the U.K. magazine Sounds, "Metallica are the definitive metal band of the '80s."

A depressing thought, but in many ways Metallica do represent the '80s – culturally, not musically. Last week, of course, Guns N' Roses were the band of the '80s. Axl Rose and the boys certainly play good old rock 'n' roll, but the emphasis is on the old.

Like Metallica, Rose is a child of the '80s living off the music of the '70s.

Both Guns N' Roses and Metallica feed off aggression. But whereas the former channels it into the '80s version of blues-based hard rock, Metallica take the more primeval approach and end up as the '80s version of punk metal.

And their appeal seems to lie in their aggression. You don't need brains to appreciate their music; in fact, not having brains is a prerequisite to appreciating their act.

Their music is based on power-chord riffs and … er … that's it.

Perhaps I'm forgetting the vocals (at least that's what I’ve been trying to do). Rhythm guitarist/vocalist James Hetfield doesn't sing, he growls in as doom-laden a fashion as he can muster. And the vocals don't have even the remotest sign that they've been thought out. Hetfield smashes out the riffs and then does a grunt over, as we say in the music world.

But it’s the riffs that get you, Musician magazine's grovelling writer describes Hetfield's playing as "weird cadences and lurching phrases, the strange stops, starts and sideways mid-verse leaps into new time signatures that make Metallica sound like Godzilla weaving through Tokyo on a drunken jag."

And when Godzilla returned home last week, he got an astonishing response. Even the guy who told the audience at Yoyogi's Olympic Pool that they were going to have a good time (otherwise they wouldn’t have known) got a bigger cheer than most bands get in Tokyo.

Metallica is America's ultimate greaser's band (Motorhead still holds the title in the U.K.). Hetfield and bassist Jason Newstead seem to play their instruments with their hair, but if you listen closely it sounds more like they play them with a lead pipe. In Newstead's solo, only a visual check tells you that his left hand is moving.

The first five numbers were only identifiable as five numbers by the pauses in between. The riffs, the vocals, the lead come together like a freeway pileup, a collision of sounds entirely unrelated and musically meaningless.

Master of Puppets, One and Seek & Destroy all had the quality of construction even if what was constructed didn't have quality. Master is heavy-metal minimalism with barely distinguishable vocals, and One has a sense of drama even if it doesn't have a sense of music. Seek & Destroy is good because they lifted the riff from I'm A Man.

Two numbers that were listenable were Last Caress, which showed the band's punk influence, and Breadfan by legendary Welsh rockers Budgie. But in reality, Metallica is where the wall of sound meets the wall of death.

At Yoyogi last week, death won.

Drummer Lars Ulrich has some useful advice: "If you like it, come along. If you don't, stay the f*** away."

Don't worry, Lars, I'm one step ahead of you.


Fred Varcoe
The Japan Times
May, 1989
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4 comments:

  1. Well this was probably the most bullshit review I've ever red. Not worth the ink it was originally written in.

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  2. Yes. As you might guess from the quality of his review, Fred is not a pleasant person. I met him in a bar years ago, he tried aggressively and drunkenly to hit on my girlfriend without success, then attacked me for being a "rich bastard" (nothing could be further from the truth). I think he wishes he was talented enough for his bad behavior to be forgiven.

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  3. Anonymous 1: Your review of my review is illiterate. Fuck off.
    Anonymous 2: I'm really a nice guy and your assessment of me is both inaccurate (I'm rarely drunk or aggressive, especially when trying to pick up Anonymous people's girlfriends) and, er, inaccurate (I don't remember ever attacking someone for being a 'rich bastard' and can't think why I would). So fuck off.

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  4. Fart Barclip is a doof no matter whether you're a fan of metal or not. The guy got fired anyway from The Japan Times.

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